Slovenly Sunday

I found this in Cyberworld today …

So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, they call them.

Imagine if you can, that one of my kids told me they thought they were a cat?

Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat!

Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “

My son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”

Dad: 🤔 “OK!! “

My son: “Hey, where’s my supper? “

Dad: “Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!”

My son: “What???”

Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”

My son in the corner looking bewildered!

Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”??

My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “

My son: “What??? “ 😳

Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”

My son: “What???”

Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!”

My son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!”

Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!”

Today was another nothing day.

I watched a movie called “Joy Ride” which was “ok”.

I discovered that Adoring Husband unplugged the small fridge and large freezer in my artspace (due to a power shorting problem) and forgot to plug them back in yesterday. The result being water damage to some art pieces, a wet rug and thawed food that had to be tossed or used immediately.

I lost my marbles and he spent the next couple of hours getting it all sorted.

We watched some more pre season nrl football.

Dinner was roast lamb and vegetables including pumpkin from our garden which was really delicious!

MAFS night!

Now it’s sleep time.

Nite all.