There were 129 ways, but I’ve just taken the first 30.
How hilarious is that!?
Nite all.
Ways to Get a Husband
WHERE TO FIND HIM
- Get a dog and walk it.
- Have your car break down at strategic places.
- Attend night school – take courses men like.
- Join a hiking club.
- Look in the census reports for places with the most single men. Nevada has 125 males for every 100 females.
- Read the obituaries to find eligible widowers
- Take up golf and go to different golf courses.
- Take several short vacations at different places rather than one long one at one place.
- Sit on a park bench and feed the pigeons.
- Take a bicycle trip through Europe.
- Get a job in a medical, dental or law school.
- Become a nurse or airline stewardess – they have very high marriage rates.
- Ask your friends’ husbands who the eligible men are in their offices.
- Be nice to everybody – they may have an eligible brother or son.
- Get a government job overseas.
- Volunteer for jury duty.
- Be friendly to ugly men – handsome is as handsome does.
- Tell your friends that you are interested in getting married. Don’t keep it a secret.
- Get lost at football games.
- Don’t take a job in a company run largely by women.
- Get a job demonstrating fishing tackle in a sporting goods store.
- On a plane, train or bus don’t sit next to a woman – sit next to a man.
- Go to all reunions of your high school or college class. There may be widowers there.
- Don’t be afraid to associate with more attractive girls; they may have some leftovers.
- Go back to your hometown for a visit – the wild kid next door may have become a very eligible bachelor while you were away.
- Don’t room with a girl who is a sad sack and let her pull you down to her level.
- Get a part-time job in a convention bureau.
- Change apartments from time to time.
- When traveling, stay at small hotels where it is easier to meet strangers.
- Learn to paint. Set up your easel outside an engineering school.
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