When God created Adam and Eve, He said to them:
I have two gifts to give you - one is to pee standing up and...
Adam, very anxious, interrupted him screaming:
M E..! M E..! I want it, please Lord... please... please... please...
This would make life a lot easier!
Eve agreed and said those things didn’t matter to her.
So God gave Adam the gift.
Adam was amazed, screaming for joy, running through the Garden of Eden, peeing on every tree.
He ran along the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand.
He lit a fire and played fireman..
God and Eve stared at the mad man with happiness until Eve asked God:
and... what is the other present?
And God answered:
A Brain Eve ... The brain is yours...
And that my friends, is how it all started. 😂🥳 l
I was very happy with the results of both men’s semi finals in the US Open tennis.
Djokovic defeated Ben Shelton. He didn’t have it all his own way and with a bit of experience and maturity, Shelton will be a force to be reckoned with.
Medvedev defeated Alcaraz in four sets! It was lovely to see, especially because Alcaraz was getting full on coaching with every point he played, even including which direction to serve at Medvedev.
In effect, Medvedev defeated two X-US Open champions today because Juan Carlos Ferraro is Alcaraz’s coach and he was once number one in the world too.
Unfortunately, I won’t get to watch the final because I will be out on a boat watching whales! 😩
Lucky I LOVE whales.
It was a beautiful day today and if tomorrow is the same, I’ll be jumping in the pool with Harley.
Sadly for Adoring Husband, Cronulla Sharks lost their elimination final tonight and are out of the finals race for 2023.
Nothing else is new.
Nite all.
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